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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Funny counting quotes

Funny counting quotes are here to add a splash of humor to numbers and math! 😂 Whether you’re stuck counting sheep 🐑 or just love a good number pun 🔢, these witty lines will make digits way more entertaining. Get ready to laugh your way through maths class or brighten your day with some clever numerical fun! 🎉✨

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3 months ago
Share →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals
$Funny counting quotes - I hate math, but I love counting money.$

4 months ago
Share →: I hate math, but I love counting money.

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"Who needs algebra when you have the sweet sound of cash registers as your soundtrack? Counting money is like therapy for the soul – it's the kind of math we can all get behind!"
5 months ago
Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
$Funny counting quotes - Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$

6 months ago
Share →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Commentary:
"Counting sheep just wasn't cutting it for this sleep-deprived individual 🐑😴 So, they decided to ditch the flock and have a midnight chat with the shepherd instead! Who needs sleep when you can have fascinating sheep talks, right? 🌙😄"

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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