Funny counting quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate math, but I love counting money.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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