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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Breaking via TikTok:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Making waves on Telegram:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Spotted on WeChat:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Making waves on Reddit:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Going bananas on WeChat:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spotted on Facebook:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Going viral on Discord:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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70 Funny craving quotes

Funny craving quotes 🍕🍔🥐 are here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!🤣 Whether you’re dreaming of a midnight snack or plotting your next meal, these witty words capture the whims and whimsies of culinary desires. Perfect for sharing a laugh with fellow food lovers or spicing up your social media feed, these quotes are a delicious blend of humor and hunger. Ready to chuckle and munch? Let’s dig in! 🥳🍟

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Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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2 weeks ago

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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4 weeks ago

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“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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1 month ago

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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1 month ago

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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1 month ago

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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2 months ago

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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2 months ago

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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2 months ago

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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2 months ago

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

66 shares on X this month:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

90 shares on WeChat this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Live now on YouTube:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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