16 Funny craving quotes
Funny Quotes About craving
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll still crave sushi.
- Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, except for pizza.
- I’m not a snack, I’m the whole meal deal.
- If you're not willing to share your food with me, we can't be friends.
- My brain says salad, but my heart says chocolate.
- I’m not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship.
- I don't need therapy, I just need a tub of ice cream.
- Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
- I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys.
- I'm not a chocoholic, I'm a chocolate enthusiast.
- I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.
- I'm not always hungry, but when I am, I eat a whole pizza.
- I'm not a chef, I'm an artist creating masterpieces in my kitchen.
- I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food.
- Sweating is just your fat crying, so I exercise to make it weep.
- I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter.
- I'm not a gourmand, I'm an expert in culinary exploration.
- I go to the gym because I love the feeling of cancelling my membership.
- I tried to diet, but I was hungry, so I went back to eating pizza.
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