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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Trending via X:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

Just landed via Snapchat:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Seen just now on Threads:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Making waves on Discord:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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