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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Just shared via Threads:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Shared recently on Discord:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Just landed via TikTok:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Trending via Slack:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Going viral on WeChat:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Just landed via Slack:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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70 Funny craving quotes

Funny craving quotes 🍕🍔🥐 are here to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!🤣 Whether you’re dreaming of a midnight snack or plotting your next meal, these witty words capture the whims and whimsies of culinary desires. Perfect for sharing a laugh with fellow food lovers or spicing up your social media feed, these quotes are a delicious blend of humor and hunger. Ready to chuckle and munch? Let’s dig in! 🥳🍟

New funny craving quotes 👇

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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2 weeks ago

beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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2 weeks ago

craving, dessert, food, heart, humor, i, sweet, sweet tooth, table, temptation, tooth, walk, wants, whisper
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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4 weeks ago

craving, day, days, dessert, disappointment, food, food craving, hate, humor, i, life, most, sucks, tiramisu
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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1 month ago

cheese, craving, depressed, depression, enough, food, humor, hunger, world
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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1 month ago

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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2 months ago

craving, dinner, food, humor, i, invention, want, wish
Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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2 months ago

air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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2 months ago

appetite, craving, eating, emotion, feel, finish, food, humor, hunger, hungry, i, just, love, moment, need, realize, relationship, self-awareness, sometimes
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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2 months ago

craving, cream, dessert, dinner, food, humor, ice, ice cream, idea, indulgence, meal, meal idea, should, thing
The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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2 months ago

craving, eating, embarrassing, embarrassment, food, humor, i, just, kind, spend, thinking, time

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41 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

12 shares on X this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Spotted on Reddit:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Going viral on YouTube:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Breaking via Discord:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Just shared via WeChat:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Live now on WeChat:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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