44 Funny craving quotes

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  7 days ago

  View →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”
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  3 months ago

  View →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I need an emergency cheeseburger.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I would like even faster food.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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