Funny quotes craving

37 Funny craving quotes

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I would like even faster food.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025