Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Commentary:
"Remember, even Mother Nature has a sense of humor 😄🌳 Don't let a fallen tree be a Freudian slip! Safety first, especially when dealing with exes and chainsaws! 🔪😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Commentary:
"Everyone says 'Do what makes you happy', until you push them down the stairs… Suddenly, their happiness takes a tumble! 🤣🕺 #Oops #HappinessIsRelative"
6 months ago
Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!
6 months ago
Share →: I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Commentary:
"Embracing the unconventional happily-ever-afters, our dreamer sets the bar high by aiming to star in a twisted fairy tale where the wolf plays the leading role 🐺. Talk about taking a bite out of life! 🌟📚 #FairyTaleGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍"
6 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect crime – burying a dead body among the endless sea of unread articles and forgotten tabs! 👀💻 Just make sure you don't accidentally close that tab when you're deep into the article… 🚫🔍 #TechSavvyMurderMystery"
6 months ago
Share →: Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Commentary:
"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! 💸💀 So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! 🤑🚫 #BrokeButHappy"
6 months ago
Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Commentary:
"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"