76 Funny death quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It’s like saying, “Sorry I couldn’t make it, but I’m totally on board with the whole funeral thing!” 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can’t sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It’s a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Monday mornings got you feeling like you’d rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It’s just another manic Monday! 🌞”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉”

  4 months ago

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