77 Funny death quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

  Commentary:
  "Life: a rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. Death: a serene slumber. Transition: the awkward moment when you're neither here nor there 😅🎢💤 #LifeInLimbo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

  Commentary:
  "Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can't sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

  Commentary:
  "Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

  Commentary:
  "Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉"

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