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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Commentary:
"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Commentary:
"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Commentary:
"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Commentary:
"Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! 🤦‍♂️ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! 👏🏼😅"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

Commentary:
"Imagine haunting people for eternity looking all creased and trying to straighten yourself out… 👻🛏️ Talk about a boo-humbug situation! Just ghostly things, I guess! 😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of teenagers between fashion and freezing temperatures ❄️🕶️! It's all about sacrificing warmth for that ultimate 'coolness' factor. Who needs a jacket when you've got style, right? 😂 #FashionOverFreezing #TeenagerTrendsetter
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Commentary:
"Only the hottest ones can turn to ashes, after all, you gotta urn it! 🔥😉 #BurnBabyBurn"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those lethal small talk conversations! 💬😵 Stay safe out there, folks – one boring sentence could be your downfall 💀😂"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

Commentary:
Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀