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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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