144 Funny eating quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

  Commentary:
  Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect logic to justify ordering another round of dessert! 🍰🍧 Who needs a main course anyway? 😄 #AlwaysRoomForMore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

  Commentary:
  "Capitalization and punctuation are important, folks. Otherwise, you'll end up with a sentence that's both hilarious and terrifying! Remember: Commas save lives, but they can also spice up your family barbecue 🍔🤣 #PunctuationMatters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

  Commentary:
  "Popcorn dilemma: Sharing hands or sharing popcorn? 🍿😄 Either way, make sure you know whose fingers you're reaching for in that buttery sea of snacks! #AwkwardMoments"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦

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