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5 months ago
Share →: I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Commentary:
😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a lazy couch potato next to this overachieving yogurt 🥴🥄 Maybe I should sign up for some self-improvement classes! 💪🏼 #YogurtGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Commentary:
"Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"
5 months ago
Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Commentary:
"Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate diet plan was just a comfy pillow away? Forget counting calories, just count sheep and let those extra pounds snooze away!"
5 months ago
Share →: About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover
6 months ago
Share →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Commentary:
"Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let's cook up some delivery dreams instead!"