Commentary:
Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦♂️🤣
234 Funny eating quotes
When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.
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Starting the day with a side of dizziness and a sprinkle of existential dread, served fresh at sunrise! 🍽️🤪💸
You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”
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When did coffee become a food group? ☕️🍽️😄
I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️
Eating wings is the opposite of flying.
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Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.
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Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.
Commentary:
"Finally, a TV that understands my midnight snack struggles! 🍿😋🔊"
I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.
Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.
Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"