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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Seen just now on Telegram:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Breaking via Telegram:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Live now on Instagram:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Spotted on Twitch:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Making waves on Instagram:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Going viral on X:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Trending via Facebook:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Breaking via Instagram:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Spotted on Discord:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Making waves on Facebook:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Just landed via X:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Just landed via Reddit:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Spotted on Instagram:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Spotted on Facebook:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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