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Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Spotted on Messenger:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Seen just now on Threads:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Just landed via Slack:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Just shared via TikTok:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Trending via Pinterest:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Making waves on Slack:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

41 shares on X this month:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

17 shares on X this month:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I probably think this song is about me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Trending via Facebook:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Making waves on Threads:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Going viral on Reddit:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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