Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
16 Funny fairy tale quotes
Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
Commentary:
"🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙♀️😄"
Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
Commentary:
Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals
The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"
Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"
Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.
Commentary:
Looks like my stomach is the real decision-maker here 🍕😅 #BlameTheHunger