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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Just landed via Facebook:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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