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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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Happy new fear!

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Trending via TikTok:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Making waves on Twitch:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Going bananas on Threads:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Trending via Twitch:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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