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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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