47 Funny hair quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

  Commentary:
  "Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! 🙈 Maybe it's playing hard to get? Or perhaps it's just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow's forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! 💁‍♂️🚫"

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