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6 months ago
Share →: I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹‍♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the chic and sophisticated cousin of the butterfly – the moth! 🦋🤓💁‍♀️ Who knew their secret to elegance was rocking glasses and a sleek updo? Who says bugs can't have style! 😄 #FashionistaInDisguise"
6 months ago
Share →: I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Commentary:
I bet Medusa's hair-washing routine was lit 🔥! I mean, can you imagine the serpentine symphony of slithering snakes and sssssoothing suds? 🐍🚿 It was probably a real hair-raising experience! 💇‍♀️ #MedusaManeMaintenance
6 months ago
Share →: No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Commentary:
"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"
6 months ago
Share →: I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Commentary:
"Ah, the lengths we go for perfection! 🧐 Who knew a flawless appearance could involve some serious 'hair-raising' sacrifices? 😉 Remember, a little plucking now can lead to a 'whiter' future! ⚪️💇‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the delightful world of adulting, where the hair growth is unpredictable and the balding is selective! 🧔🚫💇‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Commentary:
"Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Commentary:
"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Commentary:
Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping