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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Spotted on Threads:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Just shared via Discord:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Shared recently on Threads:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Going viral on Telegram:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Trending via Instagram:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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91 shares on Messenger this month:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Breaking via Discord:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Just shared via TikTok:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Going bananas on X:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

Just shared via Slack:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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