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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Just shared via Slack:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via WeChat:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Just shared via Discord:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

92 shares on Instagram this month:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Trending via TikTok:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Breaking via Threads:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Spotted on WeChat:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Spotted on TikTok:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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