18 Funny heartbreak quotes — Wordgag ツ

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

1 month ago1 month ago

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

1 month ago1 month ago

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

2 months ago2 months ago

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

2 months ago2 months ago

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

2 months ago2 months ago

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

4 months ago4 months ago

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

6 months ago

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Feb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Jan 26, 2025

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Jan 24, 2025

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Jan 22, 2025

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Jan 21, 2025

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Jan 20, 2025