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6 months ago
Share →: If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like Santa's got some competition in the bell-jingling department! 🎅🔔 With that kind of determination, those bells won't just be jingling, they'll be ringing in the new year! 🔔🎉 #JingleAllTheWay
6 months ago
Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Commentary:
"I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"
6 months ago
Share →: Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Commentary:
"Jingle all the way? More like budget all the way! 🎅💸 Who needs jingle bells when you've got bills to pay, am I right? 😂💰 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Commentary:
'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!
6 months ago
Share →: If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Commentary:
🎄🐱 "If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t. They’d probably just swat them off the table and demand more treats instead. Typical feline divas! 😼 #MeowyChristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Commentary:
Oh deer 🦌🚗 Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? 😂❤️ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! 🎄 #LoveIsUnpredictable
6 months ago
Share →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"
6 months ago
Share →: Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Commentary:
🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the 'giving up' part of Christmas a little too literally! 🎁 Santa will need an extra big sack of motivation for this one! 🎅🏼 #HolidayHumor"