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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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