181 Funny home quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃‍♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: 9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

  Commentary:
  "9-5 is really 10-2 if you're working remote – where the snooze button becomes your best colleague 😴💻 #RemoteWorkLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is the ultimate paradox – you're putting in all this effort just so you can relax at home… 🤔🧺💫 It's like preparing for a vacation to your couch! #LaundryDayStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

  Commentary:
  "Lost in the hardware store haze, on a quest for the elusive hose. The struggle is real, but the laughter is inevitable. 🌿🔧😂 #DIYgonewild"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

  Commentary:
  "Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Going to bed early to fast forward to the next day – the ultimate time travel hack of tired adults! ⏩😴 Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a cozy bed waiting for you at home? 🛌💫 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that the eternal question of life's mysteries – to clean or not to clean? 🤔🧹 Perhaps we should invent self-cleaning houses and save ourselves the trouble! 😅🏠After all, why bother dusting when it magically reappears the next day? #NeverEndingBattle ✨🤷‍♂️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁‍♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"

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