Funny incoherence quotes

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.