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Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

14 shares on Slack this month:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

99 shares on Threads this month:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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