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That's sanitizer's unique talent—finding invisible paper cuts like a ninja detective! 🕵️♂️🩹😂
626 Funny know quotes
Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?
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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.
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Why is it that ducklings can master swimming on their first day, while I'm still trying to figure out my washing machine? 🐥🌀
It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.
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I'd recommend some ghost therapy for my buddy, but I'm afraid they'd become pals and plan a haunting party instead! 👻🎉👻
Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?
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Sounds like someone needs a moral GPS! 😅🗺️📍
Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.
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"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! 🎉📵😂"
Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.
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Plot twist: That eye wasn't just for decoration! 👁️😆✨
If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.
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Sounds like a truth serum with a grape-y twist! 🍷😄
Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.
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When your special spot turns out to be a survival mission 🔥😅🚀
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket