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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Making waves on WeChat:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Shared recently on Messenger:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Making waves on Discord:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Trending via Messenger:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Trending via YouTube:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Trending via Discord:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Trending via Telegram:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Just shared via Instagram:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Trending via Instagram:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Just shared via TikTok:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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