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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Reported on YouTube:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Just shared via Facebook:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Going viral on Telegram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Reported on WeChat:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Shared recently on TikTok:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Just landed via Threads:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Spotted on TikTok:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Just landed via Facebook:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Going viral on WeChat:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Spotted on WeChat:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Just shared via WeChat:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Going viral on Messenger:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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