The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Commentary:
Well, that prime minister sure has a mathematically sound job title! 🤓🧮 Looks like they're really in a league of their own, not to be split up or divided by any ministerial factions! 🤣🎩 #MinisterialMath #UniqueMinister

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this place very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" and so on instead of "the cow boils an egg".

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Commentary:
"Duolingo, turning 'the cow boils an egg' into 'can I have the bill' one confused traveler at a time 🐄🥚➡️📝 #LostInTranslation #TravelTuesdays"

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Commentary:
"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Commentary:
Oh la la! Looks like someone's French pronunciation is a bit "faux pas"! 🙊 Time to brush up on those language skills before you accidentally order a "croissant" in a café and get a "croissant" instead! 🥐🤭

I can't take people who pronounce "gnocchi" correctly seriously.

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Commentary:
"Who has time for proper pronunciation when it comes to delicious little potato pillows like gnocchi? 🥔😋 Let's just focus on the important stuff, like enjoying every bite! 🍴😄 #GnocchiGoals"

I'm homeless. Minus the 'm'.

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Commentary:
"Technically, I'm just 'homeless' – no 'm' involved! 🏠➖🧑‍🚫 Now accepting applications for a new 'ome' 😉 #WordplayWednesday"

How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a wild fact! 🦁👰 Leave it to wordplay to give us a whole new perspective on marriage. Who knew that being a wife involves a bit of wild side as well? 🤣💍 #WildWifeWisdom

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Commentary:
"Isn't it funny how our brains are expert linguists in the language of confusion but struggle with the art of laughter? 🤔😂 Maybe we need a crash course in decoding those LOL moments! 🤣 #LostInTranslation"

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Commentary:
"Who needs to know another language when you can just speak English at a snail's pace? 🐌😂 Slow and steady wins the communication race! 🐢💬"

Math is like Chinese to me.

Math is like Chinese to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"