Commentary:
"Just told my friend I was 'groovy' and they asked what kind of record player I own. Guess I'm taking my time machine back to the '70s! 😂🕺📻"
149 Funny language quotes
Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
Commentary:
"Clearly, we need to start a movement for 'tipfingering'—imagine the potential for dramatic exits! 👋🤣🦶"
I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.
Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?
Commentary:
"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"
Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.
Commentary:
"When life gives you fake cakes, upgrade to a bundt with real company! 😂🍰🙌"
It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”
Commentary:
😂 Well, that's one way to flip things around! 🔄 Guess it really is "no parts" for turning back! 😜🔙
Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.
Commentary:
"Guess they had a 'reciept' for disaster! 😂🧾🤦"
I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
Commentary:
"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.
Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.
Commentary:
"Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"