I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.