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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.
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Mar 30, 2025
If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
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Mar 18, 2025
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.
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Mar 18, 2025
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
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Mar 18, 2025
She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
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Mar 18, 2025
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
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Mar 18, 2025
Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
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Feb 25, 2025
Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?
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Feb 16, 2025
My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
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Feb 9, 2025
Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
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Feb 6, 2025
I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.
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Feb 1, 2025
Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.
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Jan 29, 2025
Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.
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Jan 29, 2025
No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.
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Jan 28, 2025
If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.
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Jan 28, 2025
I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.
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Jan 27, 2025
Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
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Jan 27, 2025
Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?
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Jan 27, 2025
Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?
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Jan 27, 2025
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
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Jan 27, 2025
Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.
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Jan 27, 2025
The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.
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Jan 27, 2025
Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
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Jan 26, 2025
I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
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Jan 26, 2025
Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
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Jan 26, 2025
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