86 Funny left quotes

Funny left quotes 😄 are like a delightful twist on the usual sayings, turning everyday wisdom on its head with a chuckle. Whether it’s laughing at the literal left turn or celebrating the left-handed legends in our lives ✋, these quotes add a touch of humor and whimsy to our conversations. Perfect for lefties or anyone who loves a good pun, they bring a smile to your face and tickle your funny bone 😂.

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Commentary:
Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Commentary:
MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Commentary:
Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Commentary:
Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷‍♂️📚

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Commentary:
That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm the last piece of "furniture" in need of a makeover! 🛋️😂🧹

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Commentary:
Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Commentary:
When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣

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