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"Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! 😂🚶♂️💨"
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- My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.
- “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
- Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.
- If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.
- My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
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"Finally, some 'me-time' with my beloved gadgets! 📱💻 It's like my devices and I have an unbreakable bond… or maybe just a strong Wi-Fi connection! 😄🔌" -
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"Having a bad hair day? 🙆♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎"
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- Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.
- If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.
- My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.
- I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.
- Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
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