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56 Funny left quotes

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

4 weeks ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

1 month ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

1 month ago

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

1 month ago

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

2 months ago

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

2 months ago

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

2 months ago

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

3 months ago

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

3 months ago

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

3 months ago

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

3 months ago

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

3 months ago

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

3 months ago

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

3 months ago

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

3 months ago