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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?
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My head's like Netflix, always ready to stream the latest episode of 'My Imaginary Life.' 🎬🤷♂️📚
I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.
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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂
When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.
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Looks like I'm the last piece of "furniture" in need of a makeover! 🛋️😂🧹
Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.
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Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir
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"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
Please twerk; I have just days left.
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"When your last wish is to witness some legendary twerking! 😅💃🕺 #BucketListGoals"
Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?
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"When your patience clock hits 0, but the day clock is stuck on eternal daylight savings! 🌞⏰🙃"