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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
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When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.
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When your jacket pulls off a better prank than you ever could! 👻🧥🤣
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
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When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.
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When your wallet's on a diet, that's when the real adventure begins! 💃💸😅
Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
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Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.
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MS Teams: The drama queen of software, assuming I've gone on a world tour every time I blink 🌍✈️😂
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈