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You can reach me by butterfly.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Going viral on Twitch:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Trending via WeChat:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Reported on Messenger:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Trending via TikTok:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Spotted on X:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Share →: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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"When life gives you lemons, just remember that every day is leg day when you're dodging your problems! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a gym when you have your problems chasing you around? 😂💪"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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"Who needs a gym membership when you're busy perfecting the art of squatting! 🏋️‍♂️ No need to schedule 'leg day' when every day is leg day for squatters! 💪😂"

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Just shared via X:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Just shared via X:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Seen just now on Threads:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Just landed via Slack:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Making waves on Instagram:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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