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  • I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that being a walking disaster could be the ultimate secret to staying humble? 😉🤷‍♂️ Stay grounded, folks – literally! 😂 #HumbleBragFail”

  • “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let’s root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals”

  • Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn’t break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn’t fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?”

  • My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you’ve got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest”

  • The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

    Commentary:
    “Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert”

  • Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

    Commentary:
    Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone’s head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals

  • It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade”

  • I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

    Commentary:
    Oh universe, maybe it’s time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish

  • Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

  • If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

    Commentary:
    “Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons”

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