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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.
It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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2 months ago
Share →: I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being a walking disaster could be the ultimate secret to staying humble? 😉🤷‍♂️ Stay grounded, folks – literally! 😂 #HumbleBragFail"
2 months ago
Share →: “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"
3 months ago
Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
3 months ago
Share →: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Commentary:
"Teaching kids about taxes one ice-cream scoop at a time: the deliciously clever approach! 🍦💸 Just remember, the 30% tax on ice-cream is way easier to swallow than the real deal! 😂 #FinancialLessonsInDessert"
3 months ago
Share →: Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Commentary:
Oh, sure, because we all know the most profound life lessons are learned from an anvil falling on someone's head and a bird outsmarting a coyote! 🐦🎩 Looks like this dad is really onto something, teaching his kids the important values of high-speed chases and explosive pranks! 😂 #ParentingGoals
4 months ago
Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Commentary:
Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish
4 months ago
Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"