Funny quotes lessons

22 Funny lessons quotes

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

5 days ago

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

5 days ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

2 weeks ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

1 month ago

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

1 month ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

2 months ago

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

2 months ago

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

3 months ago

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

3 months ago

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

3 months ago

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

3 months ago

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

3 months ago

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

3 months ago

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

3 months ago

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

3 months ago

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

3 months ago