25 Funny lessons quotes

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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• My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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• I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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• “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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• Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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• My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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• The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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• Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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• It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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• I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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  growth, humor, idiot, lessons, please, sarcasm, self-awareness, stop, universe

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