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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Trending via X:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Spotted on Telegram:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Just landed via X:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Spotted on Instagram:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Live now on Facebook:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Trending via Facebook:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Live now on Messenger:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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32 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Just landed via Instagram:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Going viral on Messenger:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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