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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Making waves on Facebook:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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