Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

800 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,962

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,962

Updated

58 minutes ago

Users Online

3,440

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Breaking via Slack:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Going viral on Twitch:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Just shared via Facebook:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Reported on Telegram:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Making waves on YouTube:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Home » Funny Little Knowledge Quotes

Funny little knowledge quotes

New funny little knowledge quotes 👇

For even more funny little knowledge quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny little knowledge quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need people procrastination relationship sarcasm social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

800 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,962

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,962

Updated

58 minutes ago

Users Online

3,443

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Breaking via Pinterest:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Making waves on Facebook:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Just shared via Slack:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Just landed via WeChat:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Making waves on Instagram:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Breaking via YouTube:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴