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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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