Commentary:
"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"
67 Funny lost quotes
That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
Commentary:
📺 "When you reach the end of a TV series and suddenly realize your entire existence was just a season finale plot twist… What now? Do we just start the series all over again or take up a new hobby like extreme ironing? Decisions, decisions! 🤔😅"
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
Commentary:
"Oh, the lost souls who sought my guidance… are they still journeying through life in circles? 🤔🚶♂️ May they have found their way by now, or are they still in the eternal maze of confusion? 😄🗺️ Remember: when in doubt, just follow the nearest confused person – they might just lead you to your destination! 🤪🧭"
Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical realm of Target—where moms become stealthy ninjas, blending into the aisles like undercover agents dodging tiny accomplices 👩👧👦. Remember, not all heroes wear capes; some rock yoga pants and sip on Starbucks while evading tiny spies in the toy section! 🦸♀️🛒 #MomLife"
Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).
Commentary:
Robots taking over my talent for confidently shouting nonsense? I compute that as progress 😂🤖🙈
I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.
Commentary:
When your show ends and your life enters 'buffering mode' 🎬🤔📺
Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.
Commentary:
Sounds like your boyfriend needs a "lost item" alert just like a remote control! 😂📱🕵️♂️