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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Trending via LinkedIn:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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