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Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Going viral on Threads:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Trending via Instagram:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Reported on X:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Reported on Instagram:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Making waves on Discord:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Making waves on Slack:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Spotted on Telegram:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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