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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Shared recently on Slack:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Spotted on Twitch:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Just shared via WeChat:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Just landed via Facebook:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Spotted on Threads:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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76 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

69 shares on Threads this month:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

86 shares on Threads this month:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Starting a new life today, bye.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Just landed via WeChat:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Just shared via Twitch:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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