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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Just landed via Twitch:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Seen just now on Discord:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Trending via Snapchat:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Spotted on Slack:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

61 shares on Discord this month:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

29 shares on X this month:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Going viral on Discord:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Just landed via Threads:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Spotted on TikTok:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Shared recently on X:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Going viral on Slack:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Spotted on Threads:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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