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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Trending via Reddit:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

Trending via Threads:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Seen just now on TikTok:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Going viral on Slack:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Spotted on Reddit:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Spotted on TikTok:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Just shared via Threads:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Share →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Trending via TikTok:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Spotted on X:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Making waves on Telegram:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Breaking via Instagram:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Live now on Reddit:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Trending via Messenger:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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