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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Live now on Threads:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Live now on Instagram:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Just landed via Instagram:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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