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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Going viral on YouTube:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Making waves on Threads:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Spotted on Slack:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Trending via Facebook:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Just landed via Slack:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Just shared via TikTok:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Reddit this month:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

17 shares on Slack this month:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

You wish you had this many chins.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

43 shares on X this month:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Going viral on Instagram:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Just shared via Twitch:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Shared recently on Slack:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Breaking via Reddit:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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