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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Sane is boring.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

57 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,326

Funny Quotes Topics

17,448

Funny Quotes Images

15,326

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Trending via Reddit:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Making waves on Discord:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Just landed via X:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Spotted on WeChat:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Trending via WeChat:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Going viral on Slack:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Just landed via TikTok:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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43 shares on Facebook this month:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

46 shares on X this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

66 shares on X this month:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

20 folks are currently checking 👀

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

We’ve got a shituation here.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

57 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,326

Funny Quotes Topics

17,448

Funny Quotes Images

15,326

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,600

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Going viral on Telegram:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Spotted on Reddit:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Going viral on Discord:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Live now on X:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Live now on Pinterest:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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