101 Funny parents quotes

• I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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  3 hours ago

  bad, family, fear, feel, getting, grandkid, grandkids, hope, humor, i, me, never, parent, parenting, parents, pregnancy, pregnant, proud, scare, scare tactic, scared, tactic, teenager

• What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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  4 days ago

  belief, believe, childhood, ever, family, holiday, humor, kid, kids, parent, parents, pretend, pretending, Santa

• My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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  6 days ago

  16, Christmas, guess, here, humor, i, joke, jokes, mall, me, parent, parents, real, right, Santa, teenager, told

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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  3 weeks ago

  family, future, future husband, humor, husband, i, joke, kid, kids, parent, parenting, parents, stay-at-home, stay-at-home parent, work

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  3 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  3 weeks ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  1 month ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, getting, going, marriage, married, most, parent, parents, serious, shock, shocked, us

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