64 Funny parents quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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  Commentary:
  "Taking 'bravery' to a whole new level! 😂📞 #OldSchoolNerves"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

  Commentary:
  "When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

  Commentary:
  "When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

  Commentary:
  "When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦‍♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

  Commentary:
  Haha, true! Parents thinking they know everything—like a GPS that reroutes every 5 minutes! 😂🚸🗺️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

  Commentary:
  🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"

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