87 Funny parents quotes — Wordgag ツ

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

2 weeks ago1 week ago

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

1 month ago1 month ago

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

1 month ago1 month ago

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

2 months ago2 months ago

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

2 months ago2 months ago

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

2 months ago2 months ago

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

2 months ago2 months ago

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

2 months ago2 months ago

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

2 months ago2 months ago

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

2 months ago2 months ago

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

2 months ago2 months ago

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

3 months ago3 months ago