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58 Funny parents quotes

Funny parents quotes capture the humor and heart of parenting with a light-hearted touch! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦😂 From amusing anecdotes about family life to witty observations on the ups and downs of raising kids, these quotes celebrate the joyful and often comical side of being a parent. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in parenting! 😄❤️

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

3 weeks ago

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

1 month ago

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

1 month ago

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

1 month ago

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

1 month ago

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

2 months ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

2 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

3 months ago

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

3 months ago

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

3 months ago

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

3 months ago

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

3 months ago

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

3 months ago

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

3 months ago

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

3 months ago

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

3 months ago