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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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I would like even faster food.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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