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Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨
17 Funny personal finance quotes
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.
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That moment when I'm both the bank and the broke customer 😅💸🤔
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠
Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.
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Guess I should have hired a budget-priest instead! 🙃💰✂️
Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.
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When life gives you lemons, sell them for cash because stress is expensive 🍋💸😅
What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?
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When you’re on a first-name basis with all the delivery drivers, but your wallet just filed for divorce 😂🚚💸