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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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