Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
Tag Archives: 332 Funny personality quotes
As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.
Commentary:
Ah yes, the wonderful stages of aging: Sleepy in the morning, Grumpy during rush hour, Dopey at work meetings, Sneezy during allergy season, Bashful at social gatherings, Happy when the grandkids visit, and let's not forget Doc scheduling all those doctor appointments! 🛏️😠🤪🤧😳😄👨⚕️🤣
I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🦁♌️ Leo in the house about to munch on your astrological signs like it's a cosmic buffet! 😂🍽️ Who knew zodiac signs could be so tasty? Better hide your horoscope!"
I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.
Commentary:
Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty
Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals
The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.
Commentary:
"Move over ecosystems, welcome to the egosystems! 🌍 Where every conversation revolves around 'me, myself, and I' 🙄. Don't worry, there's plenty of mirrors for everyone! 🪞 #NarcissistLife"
“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?
Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs a GPS to understand 'Me-ville' 😊😂✨
Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.
Commentary:
Oops, I guess the office wasn't ready for the unfiltered edition today! 🚶♂️🏃♂️😂
He’s a 10 but so is his volume.
Commentary:
"He's not just a feast for the eyes, but also a concert for the ears! 🎧🎸 Looks like there's no 'mute' button on this handsome package! 😄🔊"
If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.
Commentary:
"If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"