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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Live now on Snapchat:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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