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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today couldโ€™ve been Friday.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something Iโ€™ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Every time I watch โ€œThe Godfatherโ€, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Freshly posted on Discord:

You can tell itโ€™s laundry day because Iโ€™m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Seen just now on Threads:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Breaking via Telegram:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Trending via Slack:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Live now on Slack:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Sorry, canโ€™t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The economyโ€™s so tough, people out here eating grass โ€” matcha.

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40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

72 shares on Discord this month:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I be like, โ€œI needed this,โ€ and it’s just me getting drunk.

84 shares on Slack this month:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Iโ€™m not actively avoiding you. I donโ€™t actively do anything.

82 shares on Discord this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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โ€œIโ€™m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.โ€

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Maybe the elephant doesnโ€™t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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I donโ€™t even believe myself when I say Iโ€™ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. Theyโ€™ve quieted down. Thereโ€™s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

Sorry Iโ€™m late. Itโ€™s just because of who I am as a person.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your lifeโ€™s decisions.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Itโ€™s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I donโ€™t actually go to bed right away.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, itโ€™s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Spreading quickly via X:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Going viral on Slack:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Making waves on Facebook:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Going viral on YouTube:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they canโ€™t manipulate you.

Shared recently on Threads:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Trending via Pinterest:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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I donโ€™t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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We need a Disney princess whoโ€™s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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